Prophecy Ponderers Mugs

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

The End Was Near.

Late BroomStick

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

Off to a bad start.

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

The End is Near.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"The arc of the moral universe."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

Goalkeeping Dog

Jealousy

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'