Prophecy Ponderers Gifts

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

The End Was Near.

Late BroomStick

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"Great, now we're lost."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'I say we try it.'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

The End is Near.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"The arc of the moral universe."

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Goalkeeping Dog

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'