Prediction Ponderers Gifts

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Max Weber

'I say we try it.'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I'll have dessert first."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'He's always looking for an argument!'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Woah - random!"

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