Promise Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with promise ponderers? Our creative collection captures the spirit of reflection and vision, inspiring future dreams and thoughtful consideration. Whether they’re contemplating big ideas or simply enjoying moments of introspection, find a unique gift that celebrates their reflective nature. From witty t-shirts to inspiring prints, delight the promise ponderer with something that speaks to their thoughtful soul.

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"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian." mockup

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

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"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!" mockup

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?" mockup

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

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'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!' mockup

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

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"It is just as the Oracle foretold!" mockup

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

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"I'll have dessert first."

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'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.' mockup

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

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'I say we try it.'

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'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.' mockup

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

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"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?" mockup

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.' mockup

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

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"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?" mockup

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.' mockup

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

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"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'." mockup

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.' mockup

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas. mockup

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

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"Woah - random!"

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'He's always looking for an argument!' mockup

'He's always looking for an argument!'

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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking." mockup

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

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'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.' mockup

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

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The End is Near.

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy? mockup

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

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"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS." mockup

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

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Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway. mockup

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

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Various Birds of Pray.

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Promise Ponderers Gifts Collection

Promise Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for promise ponderers—perfect for inspiring deep thoughts during coffee breaks.

Promise Ponderers Pillows

Comfort and inspiration come together in our promise ponderers pillows—ideal for cozy, contemplative spaces.

Promise Ponderers Prints

Decorate with our curated prints for promise ponderers—adding a thoughtful touch to any room.

Promise Ponderers T-Shirts

Find clever and inspiring promise ponderers t-shirts—great for showcasing their reflective personality in style.