"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."
Promise Ponderers Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with promise ponderers? Our creative collection captures the spirit of reflection and vision, inspiring future dreams and thoughtful consideration. Whether they’re contemplating big ideas or simply enjoying moments of introspection, find a unique gift that celebrates their reflective nature. From witty t-shirts to inspiring prints, delight the promise ponderer with something that speaks to their thoughtful soul.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"
'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'
"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"
"I'll have dessert first."
'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'
'I say we try it.'
'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'
"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"
'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'
Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers
"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"
'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'
"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."
Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?
God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.
'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'
"Woah - random!"
Fortune teller sees impending doom
'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'
"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."
'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions
'He's always looking for an argument!'
"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'
Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."
The End is Near.
Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.
"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."
"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."
A self-filling prophecy.
Promise Ponderers Gifts Collection
Promise Ponderers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for promise ponderers—perfect for inspiring deep thoughts during coffee breaks.
Promise Ponderers Pillows
Comfort and inspiration come together in our promise ponderers pillows—ideal for cozy, contemplative spaces.
Promise Ponderers Prints
Decorate with our curated prints for promise ponderers—adding a thoughtful touch to any room.
Promise Ponderers T-Shirts
Find clever and inspiring promise ponderers t-shirts—great for showcasing their reflective personality in style.