Commitment Ponderers Gifts

'Are you sure this is what you want, Steven - The cost of marriage is at an all-time high,'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'My dad is pushing me to become an alpha male, but frankly, I'd rather be a poet...'

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"I need a man who will commit."