Commitment Questioner Gifts

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

'...till death do you part. Otherwise, may your assets easily be divisible by two.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'He loves me, he loves me not...'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Let's get married in the morning...then if it doesn't work out, we haven't blown the entire day."

Relationship Warning Lights

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Preachers with far too much input

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."