Commitment Seeker Gifts

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Will you call me?"

'You have to take an oath that you'll change your lifestyle.'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'I'm just looking for a committed relationship. I'm sick of all the games.'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'

'...and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, through recession and layoffs...'

'The problem is your cell phone...that little pay-as-you-go thing...I need more of a commitment than that!'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Have you got one that says I'm a one-man woman and I'm looking for commitment...?'

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."