Commitment Lover Gifts

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"