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'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

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"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

First Marriage

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"