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"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

We've been together for 12 years now. I think it's time we thought seriously about composting.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, some assembly required.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'People just aren't as committed as they used to be.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Thanks for granting me permission to marry your daughter, Mr. Anderson. I'll let you know when I make my decision."

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"

Woman looking into a jewellery shop window is left holding just a coat

Of course he loves me...he wants me to be the grandmother of his children.

"We started off in full alignment but have subsequently diverged."

"We're reached an impasse. I want a big church wedding and Mike just wants me to move in with him"

"I'd rather not commit myself to living together... let's get married."

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'You can die, Louis, but you can't hide.'

"They said marriage licenses are in room 11."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

Male Mutant Sharks.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'...Love, honor, and cherish? Remember - you're under oath.'

"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

NO PLAN B

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'