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"I like to keep my option open."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Being a nobody isn't so bad...You don't have to worry about becoming a has-been.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'How worse? Give me the worst-case scenario.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

Beware of a first kiss that speaks volumes.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

"We'll just skip over the part that says 'until death do you part' "

"I'm afraid it's 'I do' ... not 'Undo'."

"Boy, I wish I had brought some magazines..."

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."