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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"What was I thinking?!"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"The overthinker"

My God, I need to fart.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Meditation

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

The Thinker?

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."