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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'I think I've got it.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The overthinker"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Zenemies.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

Rodin's Thinker.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

S**t Threw a Goose

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'I forgot the question.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

Soren Kierkegaard

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

The Deep Thinker