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Duelling personalities.

Hellenic Mall. Narcissus Mirror Company.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"My kid could do that."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Moliere

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

C Day Lewis.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

'Your resume doesn't contain a single falsehood or stretching of the truth. Sorry, but you're not what we're looking for in our PR department!'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

PODs Venn Diagram

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.