Reflection Connoisseur Gifts

Duelling personalities.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"My kid could do that."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

S**t Threw a Goose

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"A minute on the lips"