Reflection Enthusiast Gifts

Shoulda. Woulda. Coulda.

Man looking down telescope into mirror.

'You love this vanity publishing, don't you?'

New Year's Resolutions.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'Unfortunately sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't all it at first seems...''

"I was going to change the world, but now I only have enough time left to lower my standards."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"I've found that the times one is happiest, one is frequently oblivious to the fact of that happiness."

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

Bob loved being his own boss – but hated being his only employee.

Antiques

Boating Reflection

"You don't remind me of my younger self."

Self Checkout

"I'm at that sweet spot in my career...right between 'young and underpaid' and 'old and too expensive.'"

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Exercise for the end of the day...

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

'Don't bother daddy -- he had a defining moment today.'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Time might be a great teacher, but in the end it kills every one of its pupils...'

'So have you broken any new year's resolutions yet, Burl?'

They say before you die, your entire life flashes before your eyes.

"Hi gordeous!"

'Practicing? Practicing what?'

'I was going to have a portrait of you done by an artist but it was too expensive, so I bought you this mirror instead.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"A minute on the lips"

"You don't need laser eye surgery."

Me

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!