Reflections Enthusiast Gifts

Hall of mirrors.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Soldier armed with a pen.

"The overthinker"

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Pop Culture for Teens

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Woman looking into a mirror

The Devil's in the detail!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Freedom of the press

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Can you debunk my essay?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Censorship.

The Real Russian history

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."