Reflection Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sometimes I like to stand here and think about the early days when I built this company on a foundation of honesty, loyalty, and fair play. It's not true, of course, but I sure like to think it.'

'I'm reminded of my age whenever I see a lady I used to know and learn that she's her granddaughter.'

'Your mirror's cracked.' - 'No, that's your head.'

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

The beginning of one of those days.

Pirated mirrors.

"How come you're taller than me?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"The overthinker"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Woman looking into a mirror

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Cyber Dream

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Remember back when we were just larva and didn't have a care in the world?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"