Reflection Fanatic Gifts

'These new mirror glasses are for very vain people. The mirrors are on the inside.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

What else is there to wish for?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"The overthinker"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.