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Hall of mirrors.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

"The overthinker"

The devil you know and his plus one

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Woman looking into a mirror

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Filling the Missile Gap

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

The Devil's in the detail!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Freedom of the press

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

The Real Russian history

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Censorship.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."