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"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bad hair day!

"The overthinker"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'We were matched by computer.'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'