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"When I came to the crossroads of my life, I found I was out of gas!"

"The overthinker"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Desk at the Horizon

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

Caterpillar Paranoia

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

'I never forget a face.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'