Life Reflection Admirer Gifts

"When I came to the crossroads of my life, I found I was out of gas!"

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

Desk at the Horizon

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'I have ego issues — at least, I think it's me.'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'