Life Reflections Gifts

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

On the highway of life, I'm always in a double-fine zone.

The world may be my oyster, but I've never been able to pry it open.

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

Time is a Trap.

'I thought I was on the gravy train, and then the Wabash Cannon Ball got me!'

Bill was so careful not to be corrupted by success that he ended up being corrupted by failure.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

An old man walking towards his grave

Two couples fighting against the sands of time

'Where Are They Now?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

Desk at the Horizon

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Saguaro Cacti.

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.