Life Reflections Prints

"Oh, darn, and just as I was beginning to take charge of my life."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

Time is a Trap.

'I thought I was on the gravy train, and then the Wabash Cannon Ball got me!'

Bill was so careful not to be corrupted by success that he ended up being corrupted by failure.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

An old man walking towards his grave

'Where Are They Now?'

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Desk at the Horizon

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

Saguaro Cacti.

'You keep asking me to change when I can't remember what from.'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."