Reflections On Life Prints

"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

'Where Are They Now?'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'True, I'm nearing the end, but at least, there's rarely a dull moment.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

Desk at the Horizon

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

Metaphors.

Saguaro Cacti.

'Maybe I'm not a failure — maybe I'm just a late bloomer!'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"If every day is a gift, where can I return all of last week?"

"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.