Mirror Reflection Admirer Gifts

The sleeves are too short and the pants are too baggy!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Bad hair day!

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

Landscape Artists

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'