Mirror Reflection Admirer Gifts

The sleeves are too short and the pants are too baggy!

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Bad hair day!

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Prisoner still life painting.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"It's a great work!"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Cover story: Picasso

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'