Magic Mirror Admirer Gifts

"I don't care who's the fairest one of all, I asked for a unified theory of physics!"

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

Bad hair day!

The tooth fairy.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Birds Following Witch.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"So, how's your other half?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

The quarantine self cut.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."