Magic Mirror Enthusiast Gifts

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who talks to inanimate objetcs most of all?"

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Rocket and Witch Race

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Woman looking into a mirror

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Witch's Brew.

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Toenail clipping missile.