Mirror Talk Enthusiast Gifts

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Pop Culture for Teens

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Woman looking into a mirror

Curling your hair for no reason

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."