Mirror Conversationalist Gifts

"Thank you. . . And now to your Health, sir!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Woman applying makeup

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

A giraffe in a hat

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'