Mirror Philosophers Gifts

'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and, doggonit, I'm not poorly drawn!'

'Parting is such sweet sorrow.'

"I know this sounds corny, Bob, but for me, the true measure of success is when I can look at the man in the mirror each day and still find a way to blame my parents for everything wrong in my life!"

The mirror knew when to keep quiet. Bob hated face-to-face confrontations first thing in the morning.

"When I looked in the mirror this morning, Bill, I realized I no longer knew or respected the man I saw there. And after the initial shock wore off, it hit me: I CAN WORK WITH THIS!"

A Woman Using a Mirror to Discover Her Weight.

Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.

"I'd like to return this mirror, its reflection looks older than I feel."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.