Mirror Gifts

'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'

Tunnel of Self-Love

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"A minute on the lips"

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Narcissus catches himself under the mistletoe'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"You're so vein."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"