Mirror Mime Gifts

Complaints department

"Extreme miming"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The Land Before Mimes.

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I never understand what you're trying to say."