Mime Gifts

The Great Wall of France

'We have ways of making you talk'.

"Why the silent treatment?"

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

If a Mime Falls In The Woods...

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

'Danger Mime Field'.

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

If a tree falls on a French mime in an unpopulated forest and there's no one around to hear it...Does he make a sound?

The Land Before Mimes.

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Do you have any final pantomimes?'

Mime Christmas Cards - Blank Inside.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Man at desk to mime: 'You heard wrong, sir - it's the United MINE workers.'

CSπ: Barnum & Bailey

'Gad, I hope they get the instant replay system fixed soon!'

"Put the punster in with the mime."

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

"Some professional courtesy, bro, use a silencer."

A soldier about to enter a Mime field.

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'Say when.'

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

Two mimes talking online.

Thrift: Mime cooking once a day, instead of really cooking.

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

When Ventriloquists get the hiccups.