Mime Artists Gifts

'Don't do it, Herb! -- A mime is a terrible thing to waste!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Mime marriage.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Interesting encounters in history.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Senseless clowning around

The Greatest Mime in the World

"I got replaced by another clown"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.