Mime Artists Gifts

'Don't do it, Herb! -- A mime is a terrible thing to waste!'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Silent Scream

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Mime Baby

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime marriage.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Quiet Quitting

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

True Mime