Mime Artist Fan Gifts

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Mime Baby

Mime marriage.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

The Land Before Mimes.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Interesting encounters in history.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

Senseless clowning around