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'Don't do it, Herb! -- A mime is a terrible thing to waste!'

Judge, ruling on mime: 'Guilty of wasting your life. Case dismissed.'

"You have the right to remain silent!"

"Call the ball godammit!"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'You have the right to remain silent...!'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"...And now show us what you said."

"Go to Settings, then to Sounds and uncheck Mute."

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

The Land Before Mimes.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

The Greatest Mime in the World