Mime Artist Fanatic Gifts

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"Extreme miming"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Mime marriage.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

The Land Before Mimes.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Mime father in the delivery room.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Mime Flash Mobs.

"...And now show us what you said."

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

Mime Tug-of-War

True Mime

The Greatest Mime in the World

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!

Senseless clowning around