Mime Enthusiast Gifts

The Great Wall of France

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

Mime Anti-Defamation League: 'We can't find something nice to say so we say nothing at all!'

Mime Club. A group of mimes learn that the first rule of Mime Club is that "YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB".

Mime marriage.

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

'For goodness sake Man...can't you just tell me where it hurts? I haven't got all day!'

'We have ways of making you talk.'

Mimes Playing Tug of War

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'And do you promise to mime the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?'

'Look, pal. I don't care if you're trapped in a box. You're still goin' to jail!'

"Some agent you turned out to be."

'Gad, I hope they get the instant replay system fixed soon!'

'You're miming to a tape from head office, aren't you?'

Billie the Gunfighting Mime.

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

The 'Vatican Idol' auditions begin.

Thrift: Mime cooking once a day, instead of really cooking.

"...and that's my great-great uncle Billy. He was the world's first and only mime gunfighter. He died in his first shootout."

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Cactus Mime

"My apologies, sir. . . I could have sword you were on the phone."

"And did I mention it was a very quiet neighborhood?"

History's forgotten, ill-fated siege of troy by mimes in a giant invisible box.

"Hey, buddy. I can push it with my invisible bulldozer if you'd like."

"I don't think this guy is going to work out."

"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Don't ever go in there - The waiters are all mimes!"

"You know what they say - 'Great mimes think alike'."

DANGER: Abandoned Mime