Mime Aficionados Gifts

Sisyphus the mime

'Hell for Court Reporters.' 'All the witnesses here either speak 500 words per minutes or are mimes.'

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

The Land Before Mimes.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"You have the right to remain silent."

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'My other baby is Mercedes'

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Sinead?!"

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"...And now show us what you said."