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"Motion denied."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

He's corrupt and inept. He paid hush money to a mime.

"Extreme miming"

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

"Another invisible box? There's no room for the ones we have."

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

Nethead strip: Mime field

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I'm sorry, but we're not looking for someone who is just going to go through the motions.'

"I've been trying for hours and I can't get him to talk."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Driverless cars rage.

Kritik's Korner

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."