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"Motion denied."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Extreme miming"

"Careful boys! I think we just stumbled into a mimefield..."

WHEREVER THERE IS REAL DANGER THE ATOMIC MIME LEAPS INTO PRETEND ACTION

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"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

'I'm sorry, but we're not looking for someone who is just going to go through the motions.'

"I've been trying for hours and I can't get him to talk."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Bloody hell!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

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"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"