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"I feel tremendous pressure to frolic."

'Could I just keep my personal possessions and follow you on twitter?'

'You spend all your time indoors trolling people. In my day we went out doors and mugged someone.'

"Whoops-sorry. That's my porn name."

'I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark.'

"He's joined a whatsapp group for fans of Matt Hancock's Whatsapp messages."

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

New World Order II...Now newer new than ever before... Ask about our plot to take over the world.

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

A little girl with bunches standing next to a radioactive materials sign

"Ha! Check out this guy's post. Hilarious..."

"Officer! You can't just lock me up for my facebook posts!"

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

"I've just had a dream that we're in lockdown during a global pandemic."

"Please, no Nazi symbols!"

"I'm guessing older?"

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

4 Types of Onling Trolls

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Dang, they not only spelt my name wrong, but they used the worst picture ever took of me."

Why bother? Cats can't read!

'Fundamentalist mormons attact a box of tea-bags'

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

So begins the twitter wars.

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"My lawyer said even though they had no evidence against me...I was doing badly on social media."

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Donald Trump injures himself with his own tweets.

"Hey, cool. I just got into a Twitter beef with Donald Trump."

"What... This politician said 'good morning?!' How can this bloke know it's a good one?? I don't accept this kind of governmental paternalism and arrogance any longer!"

"If we made a sextuple of that, it'd be a vine!"

"Frankly, we're all sick to the gills of you posting your lunch pics on instagram!"

"857 more 'dislikes'? C'mon, honey, don't take it to heart too much."

"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."