Internet Meme Aficionado T-Shirts

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

"Of course up here the internet doesn't have cat videos. I told you that this is paradise!"

"Blasphemy. I disliked cat videos on facebook."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

WTF?

Alternative Medicine

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'for more obit info, go to...'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"If either of you know any cause or impediment why you should not be married, INCLUDING YouTube CLIPS, declare it now."

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."