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"Come on! Come on!"

Cat playing video game called 'Tenth Life'.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'What does it say, Dad?'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

HELLth Food Sprouts

"She looks just like in your photos."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

Advertising on the internet.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Crime in bookshop

Men Working Things Out

Facebook For Dogs.

Clone Factory