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"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why do they do that?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Spot the difference.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Easter Island legs

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

The Fourth Little Pig

Jurassic Parking Lot