Memes Aficionado Pillows

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Zombie standup

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Spot the difference.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Why do they do that?"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Love at First Sight

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Easter Island legs

"Cat box"

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"All natural snow cones for sale."