Mime Fanatic T-Shirts

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Extreme miming"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant slug attacks a city

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Which part are you reading for?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'