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World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

'Turn up the volume. I can't hear a damn thing.'

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Mime Baby

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Mime father in the delivery room.

The Land Before Mimes.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

Hanging Mime - Such a waste of talent.

The first rule of mime club is: You Do Not Talk About Mime Club!